Archive for March, 2009

Things That Are Downright impossible To Say When You’re Drunk


I don’t think that you will be able to say all those stuff while beeing drunk…I really don’t…

  • Thanks, but I don’t want to have sex.
  • Nope, no more alcohol for me.
  • Sorry, but you’re not really my type.
  • Good evening officer, isn’t it lovely out tonight?
  • Oh, I just couldn’t. No one wants to hear me sing.
  • You’re right, I can’t jump over that table!

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